Home inspections are now mandatory, which means the Mayor has found a way to legally get his operatives in my house when I'm not home! I know they are going to plant hidden microtransceivers to concentrate their mind control beam!
I am going to have to risk going out to Wegmans to get at least four rolls of extra thick aluminum to strengthen my tinfoil hat. I was fortunate to find an old steel hardhat in my basement. I bet if I line it with foil it will keep the voices out. Now if I can only find a way to wear it in my sleep! I wonder of my wife will mind?!
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